porque estar dormido está bien cuando no hay nada que decir, pero ahora que desperté... 
I found this in overheard in new york:
Chick #1: I called Tasty's for lunch and the girl on the phone asked me where I was from. I said Southern Africa. The girl said, "I have no idea where that is." How can you not know Southern Africa? I mean come on...
Chick #2: Where was she from?
Chick #1: I don't know, some Mexican country.
--55th & 5th
Overheard by: Sarah Federman